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Was invited to an orgy last night.

Well.

THAT takes me back. Due to several factors, I had to decline, but I hope that my answer was sufficiently, "Not right NOW, thanks" and not too much, "Um, no. Nay. Never."

Dear Dionysus;
What pretty trinket do I have to sacrifice to you to arrange a special Summer of LUUUUV this year? I could possibly throw some booze into the backyard...
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My darling child, Lollypox:
First of all, remember to address me correctly. "Dear" is nice, but we Greek Gods need our apellations to be a wee bit more pretty than that. Of course, remember not to flatter unrealistically. *Enigmatic smile.*

Secondly, throwing booze into the backyard is a waste of perfectly good booze. I'll send you an avatar to soak up that nice vintage you've been hoarding. (Yes. The one at the back of the cabinet that your roomates don't know about.)

Thirdly, remember that I adore Theater and properly giving oneself over to madness. Arrange for me a special sacred event, during which the "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" rule is strictly enforced. Look the other way while people indulge in whatever expands their minds... and make sure no one has to drive anywhere or work in the morning.
Then, play Charades, get sozzled, and make out with everybody.

(Sigh.)

Yeah, I'll make sure my Avatar is there. heh. *Looks around frantically for an avatar...*

All my love,
Lyaeus Dionysus

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