Keep Calm

I'm working on gifts for my boyfriend.

That's the title he likes. Interestingly, I've shied away from that title for a long time. Over the years, I've referred to my male partners as "Partner", "Primary", "Um-Friend", "Date", and random other titles. I also shy away from "Girlfriend" as a title for myself. On the other hand, I don't mind using it to describe my female partners, and I'm mellowing with age on some things.

So he's my boyfriend. I'm their girlfriend. She's my girlfriend.

Though I mentioned my preferred titles; and in person he calls me Paramour.
*swoon*

I love that one. Old-fashioned, a bit illicit, and it sounds beautiful.

SO I'm making him a gift. I have the urge to go nuts and make him a bunch of gifts, as his auspicious day approaches. Knowing me, it will be great if I manage to get even one finished, but I'm working on it.

I'm conspiring with my girlfriend about it, too. Mwa ha ha!

I was considering ordering some custom shirts, and the smart-assed part of my was thinking about lots of poly-themed/adult things I could get for him. I'm not going to do it, mind you, but I thought I'd post them here for my own amusement (and the amusement of anyone who still reads me. LOL.)

"If you think my wife is hot, you should meet her girlfriend."
"TEAM PLAYER" (With sexy symbols)
"I work hard. I play harder."
"(Checkboxes) Poly, Bisexual, Kinky, NOT FOR YOU."
"My other shirt is on the floor of your bedroom."
"Trust me, I'm part octopus."
"What did you do today? I shaped the minds of the next generation. Then I cooked dinner and did laundry."
"SSHHHHHHHH. I'm gaming."

T-shirt hell had one that I always meant to pick up, and would also be delighted to get for him:
"I taught your girlfriend that thing you like."
I always wanted them to print that on the front, and on the back do the other saying,
"I taught your boyfriend that thing you like."

I may see if I can have such a thing custom made.