I'm going to eat some worms?

Gee. I offered everyone the chance to ask me five questions, and yet all I hear is crickets chirping?

Blinkblink

Hellllooo?

So, here's the adjustment: Ask me any ONE question, and I will answer completely and honestly.

Or, request a story.

OR, request a poem.


Just... let me know you're out there...

(BIG ANIME EYES...)